The thief who stole a calendar got twelve months!
Blind guy
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsHow can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It's not hard!
Blode Joke!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsA blonde, brunette, and a redhead all are on top of a building. They all jump off at the same time.
Which one hits the ground last?
The blonde because she had to stop for directions.
Paralympics
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsChina has announced it's team for the approching Paralympics:
Won Kee Eye, Sim Pal Twat, Kin Mong, Wan Lim Gon, Fut Long Tung and Mai Lef Fut.
Drive them wild!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsWhat's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?
Money!
New person in prison!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsA new man is brought into Prison Cell 102.
Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old.
The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera, had a boat, four great cars, the most beautiful women, and I ate in all the best restaurants of France."
The new man asked, "What happened?", "One day Riley reported his credit cards missing!"
Cross Eyed Dog!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsA man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let's have a look at him"
The vet picks the dog up by the ears and has a good look at its eyes. "Well," says the vet "I'm going to have to put him down."
"Just because he's cross-eyed?" say's the man.
"No, because he's heavy," says the vet.
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