Kitty Cash

The Projector

Why did the projector blush?

It saw the filmstrip!

College Course Assignment

High Security in Africa

Learn Japanese in 5 Minutes

1) That's not right - Sum Ting Wong 

2) Are you harboring a fugitive? - Hu Yu Hai Ding?

3) See me ASAP - Kum Hia Nao 

4) Stupid Man - Dum Gai 

5) Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni 

6) Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan?

7) I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni 

8) I think you need a face lift - Chin Tu Fat 

9) It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim? 

10) I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?

11) This is a tow away zone - No Pah King 

12) Our meeting is scheduled for next week - Wai Yu Kum Nao?

13) Staying out of sight - Lei Ying Lo 

14) He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka 

15) Your body odor is offensive - Yu Stin Ki Pu

16) Great - Fu Kin Su Pah 

Love Squirrels

Fortune Teller

Just had an appointment with the fortune teller.

She told me a lot of money is coming my way! 

I left all existed - and got hit by a frikkin Securicor van!!

Vampire Cat

Heaven!

What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.

A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.

And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH!