Oct26
Cryptic Message
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsit wrote who guy the curse and silly feel you'll backwards message this read to have you realise you time the by
Oct20
Job Centre
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsPaddy marches into the job centre and screams "I've been ringing 08001730 for days now trying to get help!"
Girl at the reception desk asks "Did you get that number from our door sir?"
"Yes", Paddy says.
Girl replies "Those are our opening hours!"
Oct16
Breaking news!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsStephen Hawkins is in hospital with a broken collar bone,
two broken ribs and a fractured skill.
Aparently, his girl friend stood him up!
Oct12
Chasing women
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsWhy do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving!
Oct08
Fine Wine!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsI told my wife that a man is like a fine wine... I always get better with age.
The next day, she locked me in the wine cellar.
Oct04
Today's news!
Labels: Just Jokes 0 commentsThe man who fell onto an upholstery machine has been fully recovered.
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